Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
Anything You Can Do (2004)
Marcia Cross: Bree Van De Kamp
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Quotes
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Rex Van De Kamp : You're going to ruin his whole future over a little rough housing?
Bree Van De Kamp : Rex, this was practically assault.
Rex Van De Kamp : Mrs. Stark, what Andrew did was clearly wrong, but in his defense, his mother and I are going through severe marital problems.
Bree Van De Kamp : Is that relevant?
Rex Van De Kamp : Our marriage is disintegrating. Of course Andrew is acting out. He has every right to be angry.
Bree Van De Kamp : If Andrew is angry about you moving out of the house, then perhaps he should shove your head into a locker!
Rex Van De Kamp : All I'm saying, is that we need to take some of the responsibility here.
Bree Van De Kamp : And so does Andrew! Blaming his actions on our problems... which are not so serious... does not help him.
Rex Van De Kamp : Our problems are serious!
Bree Van De Kamp : Mrs. Stark, you handle this however you see fit.
Rex Van De Kamp : Bree, I've gone to an attorney. You're gonna to be served with divorce papers later today.
Bree Van De Kamp : You went to an attorney?
Rex Van De Kamp : Yeah! And a good one too!
Bree Van De Kamp : Well he better be good, because when I'm finished with you, you won't have a cent to your name!
Rex Van De Kamp : Bring it on!
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Bree Van De Kamp : Is, is that what you would prefer, Danielle? To live with your father.
Danielle Van De Kamp : I don't really care, as long as I have my own bathroom.
Bree Van De Kamp : Um, all this, um, wine is, uh, giving me a headache.
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Bree Van De Kamp : God, I couldn't wait to get rid of them! So, Lynette said that you found Zack.
Susan Mayer : He's at a rehabilitation center. Julie snuck in and actually talked to him.
Lynette Scavo : Did he say anything about his mother's suicide?
Susan Mayer : There wasn't enough time. He did say one thing that was kind of mysterious. He said something happened to someone named Dana, and that he could never ever talk about it.
Gabrielle Solis : Who the hell's Dana?
Lynette Scavo : That's the mystery part.
Susan Mayer : I figure Dana has something to do with what Mary Alice was trying to hide.
Lynette Scavo : So somebody found out Mary Alice's secret...
Bree Van De Kamp : ...and sent the note.
Gabrielle Solis : So who the hell is that?
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Andrew Van De Kamp : What's this about?
Rex Van De Kamp : You both know that your mother and I have been unhappy for quite a while. And after a lot of soul searching, we've decided it would be better if we got divorced.
Bree Van De Kamp : But whatever problems your father and I have, it doesn't change the fact that we love you very, very much.
Andrew Van De Kamp : I've got a question.
Bree Van De Kamp : Go ahead sweetheart. Ask whatever you want.
Andrew Van De Kamp : Can I live with dad? I mean, c'mon, mom, let's face it. We drive each other crazy.