Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
Ah, But Underneath (2004)
Felicity Huffman: Lynette Scavo
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Quotes
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Beefy Middle-Aged Woman : Listen, it seems to me that you have some anger management issues.
Lynette Scavo : I have four kids under the age of six. I absolutely have anger management issues.
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[after the kids bite and knock the beefy middle-aged woman over]
Lynette Scavo : Run, boys, run!
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Susan : I think we should give it to Paul.
Gabrielle Solis : He's still mourning Susan. He'll probably freak out.
Susan : It doesn't matter. She was his wife. He deserves to have all the facts.
Bree Van De Kamp : Well, we could do it gently. We could tell him about it over coffee and pastry.
Lynette Scavo : That'll be fun. "Paul, we have proof your wife killed herself over some deep dark secret. Another bear claw".
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[a motorcycle cop pulls Lynette over]
Officer Hayes : License and registration, please.
[she hands them to him]
Officer Hayes : Ma'am, you know why I pulled you over?
[she looks at the kids in the back]
Lynette Scavo : I have a theory.
Officer Hayes : The kids were jumping up and down. They should be sitting, wearing their seatbelts.
Lynette Scavo : I yelled at them. They never listen to me. It's very frustrating.
Officer Hayes : Well, you have to find a way to control them. After all, that's your job.
[he hands her the ticket and walks off]
Mary Alice Young : [narrating] Though he'd been a policeman for six years, Officer Hayes had never found himself in a truly dangerous situation. Then again, he had never before told a woman how to raise her children.
[Lynette furiously gets out of her car and slowly approaches Officer Hayes]
Lynette Scavo : Are you saying I'm a bad mother?
Officer Hayes : Ma'am, you need to get back in your car, please.
Lynette Scavo : I have no help. My husband's always away on business.
Officer Hayes : I'm gonna have to ask you to step back now.
Lynette Scavo : My babysitter joined the Witness Relocation Program! I haven't slept through the night...
[Officer Hayes slowly reaches for his gun]
Officer Hayes : Ma'am.
Lynette Scavo : ...in six years. And for you to stand there and judge me...
[she stands in front of Officer Hayes, who's terrified. He looks at the children, who are acting terrible]
Officer Hayes : Okay. I'm not gonna give you a ticket. I'm just gonna let you off with a warning.
Lynette Scavo : I accept your apology.
[she takes the warning, sighs, and gets back in the car]
Officer Hayes : Buckle up.