- Sean Cameron: [to Mr. Simpson] You've got serious problems.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: I'll call for a tow. You go home.
- Sean Cameron: No, I wanna help!
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Help? It's a little late for that, isn't it? I was on death's door. Spike blows her savings on a laptop to cheer me up and you stole it. What kind of person does that?
- Sean Cameron: Your starters gone and your head gasket too. There's oil and coolant all over my hands.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Did you hear anything I just said?
- Sean Cameron: The head may even be cracked. It's a lot of work, weeks. But if you buy all the parts, I'll do all the labor for free. I want... I want to, Mr. Simpson.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: So?
- Sean Cameron: So I owe you. You might hate me, but this is the only way I can make it up. Please?
- Jimmy: This thing doesn't fit right.
- Paige Michalchuk: Maybe 'cause you're wearing a sari. You were supposed to ask for a kurta, what Indian men wear.
- Jimmy: No, no, 'cause I asked for two kurtas and two saris and they gave me three saris.
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: And you didn't check before you left the store. Sloppy work, dude.
- Sean Cameron: [to Mr. Simpson] I stole your computer. Your Alienware laptop. I stole it to get back at Emma.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: But I... I lost it, my, my chemo.
- Sean Cameron: It wasn't your chemo and you didn't lose it. I stole it. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: You better go now.