- Sidney: [to Caitlin] Joe and this family need me. Not some charming, klutzy blast from the past. ME.
- Joey: Snake, could you watch Angie for a second? Sid, can I talk to you over here please?
- Sidney: Sure.
- Joey: Sid, I would feel bad for bringing this up, but I have to...
- Sidney: [nervously] Joe, You're making me nervous over here.
- Joey: Craig said he overheard you talking to Caitlin yesterday.
- Sidney: Oh?
- Joey: Did you say anything to make her go away?
- Sidney: [after a long pause] Yes.
- Joey: [shockingly] And why would you do that?
- Sidney: Because every time I turn around there's Caitlin. She's supposed to be your ex?
- Joey: She is.
- Sidney: You sure? Oh Joey, I always wanted this to work. I needed this to work because I love you. But you don't feel the same.
- Joey: Sid...
- Sidney: [heartbreakingly] Then tell me. I'm your first choice. Tell me you love me more than Caitlin.
- [Joey shakes his head no]
- Sidney: Great, that's what I thought.