Dead Like Me (TV Series)

Sunday Mornings (2003)

Mandy Patinkin: Rube Sofer

Quotes 

• Roxy Harvey : I didn't know you smoked a pipe.

  Rube Sofer : You need to fix this.

  Roxy Harvey : He put his hands on me.

  Rube Sofer : Last time I checked, being pissed off wasn't enough of a reason to remove a person's soul from their body. Don't do that again.

  Roxy Harvey : I didn't know he'd turn into a nutball.

  Rube Sofer : Well, how would you have responded, Roxy? God appeared to the man.

  Roxy Harvey : I wouldn't be making up words and shit.

  Rube Sofer : He's creating a mythology to take back to his people. Joseph Smith had the same thing happened to him and now the Mormons have a monopoly on the hotel industry.

  Roxy Harvey : This is nothing.

  Rube Sofer : A hundred years from now, people will have little plastic meter maids with bobbing heads hanging from their rearview mirrors.

  Roxy Harvey : What do you want me to do.

  Rube Sofer : It's about restoring the status quo. The guy wasn't supposed to get enlightened, he was supposed to get a parking ticket. You've got to turn him back into a prick. If you ever take someone's soul again without first having a post-it, I gonna break this pipe off in your ass.