- Daisy Adair: I once gave Erroll Flynn a handjob in a convertible.
- Georgia 'George' Lass: [uncomfortably] That's a nice story.
- Georgia 'George' Lass: [voiceover] Except for the fact that he was mentally ill and I was undead, it was starting to feel like a date.
- Daisy Adair: [after a married couple dies right after their ceremony] They're not going to Bali for their honeymoon, are they?
- Mason: No
- Daisy Adair: That's really one of the saddest things I've ever heard.
- [the newlywed spirits kiss]
- Mason: They don't seem to mind.