Dead Like Me (TV Series)

Death Defying (2004)

Eric McCormack: Ray Summers

Quotes 

• Ray Summers : [George and Ray are playing darts and Ray sees Mason and Daisy laughing together]  So what's that about?

  Georgia 'George' Lass : Probably you.

  Ray Summers : I find your friend Daisy painfully attractive.

  Georgia 'George' Lass : Take a number.

  Ray Summers : How do you know her?

  Georgia 'George' Lass : That's none of your fucking business.

  Ray Summers : You're an angry little thing aren't you?

  Georgia 'George' Lass : [turns to face him]  You call me a "little thing" again and I'll put this fuckin' dart right between your twinkling eyes!

  Ray Summers : Nother' tequila?

  Georgia 'George' Lass : Please.

  [throws dart] 

  Georgia 'George' Lass : So you the love em' and leave em' type?

  Ray Summers : I've done that.

  Georgia 'George' Lass : What is up with that?

  Ray Summers : What's the matter George? A boy not nice to you?

  Georgia 'George' Lass : [sarcastically]  No, I'm good.

  Ray Summers : I'll bet you are.

  [turns to bartender] 

  Ray Summers : Macy, two more.

  Ray Summers : Ok George, five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it. One, we only want one thing. No exceptions. Two, we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we've had it, whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards. Three, we will lie, cheat, steal, or murder in order to get that thing... Why am I sugarcoating this? You're a big girl. In order to FUCK you.

  [George's eyes widen] 

  Ray Summers : Four, we freely admit to numbers one through three, and women don't care. And the number five reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it, you can't live without us.

  Georgia 'George' Lass : Here's to your bullshit Ray

  [they clink glasses and drink a shot, then George throws 3 darts, the last one a perfect bullseye] 

  Georgia 'George' Lass : Fuckin' men.

• Guy : [Mason and Ray are playing pool when a goon and two buddies approach]  Hey. We got next.

  Ray Summers : [laughs]  Take a walk Junior. There's plenty of tables available.

  Mason : Yeah, yeah, yeah. What he said.

  Guy : Well I like this table. So if you wouldn't mind, FUCKING OFF.

  Mason : Excuse me. Is it three against two is it? Cause I'll have you know I've had my ass kicked by bigger cock suckers than you all right?

  Ray Summers : Woah Mason. We don't want any trouble. These folks have next. We'll get out of your way.

  [grabs pool cue and rams Guy in his nose, knocking him to the floor] 

  Ray Summers : Don't tell me to fuck off. I tell people to fuck off. Now fuck off!

  [Guy leaves and Ray tosses Mason the cue ball] 

  Ray Summers : Your break.