Dead Like Me (TV Series)

Business Unfinished (2003)

Callum Blue: Mason

Quotes 

• Mason : How am I to be compensated?

  Daisy Adair : How would you like to be compensated?

  Mason : 50% of the takings and 100% of your clothes off.

  Daisy Adair : 10% and a handshake.

  Mason : 25% and a quick grope.

  Mary Kate Hourihan : Stay strong soldier.

  Daisy Adair : 15% and I'll let you see them for five seconds.

  Mason : Done.

  [they shake on it then Daisy stands up and lifts her top. Mason stares dumbly] 

  Daisy Adair : Five, four, three, two, one.

  [drops her top and walks away leaving Mason staring dumbly after her. He chokes back a laugh] 

  Mason : That was so worth it.

• Roxy : Why do I have to have an occasion to spread the love?

  Mason : Because you're an ornery bitch who eats puppy dogs for breakfast.

• Daisy Adair : What's with the parlor tricks, asshole?

  Mason : You just gave up two grand!

  [Daisy looks at George] 

  George : Don't look at me, he came up with the lame ghost shit.

  Daisy Adair : Mason, I'm going to make this very simple so you're able to understand. We have the ghost. You only need parlor tricks when you can't talk to the dead, you dumb fucking limey!