- Pacey: Alrighty. Question #1: "Have you ever been intimately aroused by a relative?" So, it's a southern test, huh?
- Jen: #13: "Have you ever experimented with bondage?"
- Joey: Joey: "Have you ever gotten cozy in an airplane?"
- Andie: "... in a public place?"
- Chris Wolfe: "... in your parent's bed?"
- Dawson: "Have you ever caught your parents having sex?"
- Pacey: #63: "Have you ever named your most private of regions?"
- Jen: #69 *Everyone laughing* "Have you ever participated in..."
- Joey: "Have you ever engaged in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?"
- Andie: "... with a transvestite?"
- Pacey: "... with a 4-legged creature?"
- Dawson: "Have you ever paid for sex?"
- Chris Wolfe: Does dinner count?
- Andie: Question #84: "Have you ever fantasized about a friend's significant other?" *Silent* Very quiet in the room all of a sudden.
- Jen: "Have you ever had an affair with a friend's significant other?"
- Chris Wolfe: In my fantasy.
- Pacey: Give me this. *takes magazine* "Have you ever had an affair with a friend's pet?" How come I get all the animal questions?
- Joey: Okay, #100: *pauses* "Have you ever been in love? If so, how many times? Give yourself a point of purity for each time." *Joey looks at Dawson.*
- Andie: Okay, let's score 'em up! Everybody ready?
- Dawson: [reads a question from a HOW PURE ARE YOU? sex quiz] Have you ever paid for sex?
- Chris Wolfe: [looks seriously at Dawson] Does dinner count?