- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the paper cut that ruins your morning. I am...
- Maria: [on account of the kids] Let me guess, you're Daycare Duck.
- [Darkwing is briefly caught off-guard]
- Darkwing Duck: Gosalyn! Honker! I told you never to follow me to work.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: There was nothing good on TV.
- Darkwing Duck: Eheh, just impressionable roller skaters I rescued from a... burning... sidewalk.
- [Darkwing laughs nervously, pushes the kids aside, and clears his throat]
- Darkwing Duck: Now then, when did you last see Shyster and Loophole?
- Maria: Well, they were dictating a letter to Mr. Uno when the phone rang.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [in excitement] You mean Numero Uno, the math genius serving two to four for evading taxes on his five and ten cents stores for eleven years twelve months ago?
- Darkwing Duck: [getting embarrassed] Why don't you run along and play, child whom I've never met before?
- Dr. Fossil: [referring to Gosalyn and Honker] Those aren't circus elephants. Circus elephants juggle and wear funny hats.
- Stegmutt: Haha, I know that, Dr. Fossil. These are my new friends.
- Dr. Fossil: But I didn't ask for new friends. I asked for circus elephants!
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Can we go home yet?
- Honker Muddlefoot: But we haven't run out of dinosaur prints.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Come on, Honk. Dinosaurs are extinct.
- Honker Muddlefoot: I know.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: I mean they don't exist.
- Honker Muddlefoot: I know.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: So... what are they?
- Honker Muddlefoot: Dinosaur prints.
- [Darkwing uses an anvil to keep the elasto-suspenders from yanking him back into the Thunderquack]
- Darkwing Duck: I got your number, Uno. And it is up!
- [the elasto-suspenders yank Darkwing's costume off, leaving him naked except for his mask]
- Darkwing Duck: [nervously] My... I do believe I feel a draft.