- Max Guevera: [came back mud-splattered after mission] Don't even *think* about talking to me right now!
- Max Guevera: Men! They just don't have the mental or emotional capacity to make a real connection.
- Kendra Maibaum: [nods] You're better off kicking it with some gorgeous slow-witted stud whom you can send off on his way.
- Max Guevera: I'm swearing off the whole gender.
- Kendra Maibaum: I tried that. You will *so* hate your life.
- [chuckles]