Dark Angel (TV Series)
Flushed (2000)
J.C. MacKenzie: Reagan 'Normal' Ronald
Quotes
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Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore : [Max arrives late for work] Where have you been?
Max Guevera : None of your business!
Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore : Yo, it ain't like I care, but, word, we've all been covering for you. Normal's on the warpath.
Reagan 'Normal' Ronald : [approaching] Well, well, well. So far your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you are strolling in here at the crack of noon: You had a dental emergency; your aunt died *again*; and my personal favorite, from this idiot, you were detained by the Sector Police for practicing *witchcraft*! Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?
Max Guevera : I overslept.
Reagan 'Normal' Ronald : [little pause] I thought you didn't sleep.
Max Guevera : I usually don't. My body probably needed to catch up.
[makes little shrugging motion, then turns her back on the dork, and walks away]
Reagan 'Normal' Ronald : [to her departing figure] Yes, well, catch up on your own time, girly!
[to Calvin:]
Reagan 'Normal' Ronald : Get out of here! Go!
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Herbal Thought : [re tattered-looking package carried by Calvin] That is something dead.
Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin : [Calvin lets her take a sniff] Mm. Smells like Sketchy's locker.
Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore : I'm thinking feet.
Herbal Thought : Dead feet.
[nods]
Reagan 'Normal' Ronald : Is there a problem here?
Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore : What does this smell like to you?
Reagan 'Normal' Ronald : That smells like a package that should have been delivered by now... moron!