Quotes
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Brittany Taylor : [Brittany and Jodie see Daria and Jane in the wedding dress store] Daria?
Daria Morgendorffer , Brittany Taylor : What are you doing here?
Jane Lane : Isn't is obvious? An Arab sheik's in town to buy a few more wives.
Brittany Taylor : They're putting on a bridal expo in the gym. We're modeling!
Daria Morgendorffer : A bridal expo? That's a good message to send to high school students.
Jodie Abigail Landon : It's a fundraiser for extracurricular activities.
Jane Lane : I wonder what kind of extracurricular activities would lead to a wedding...
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Brittany Taylor : What about you? Are you in a play or something?
Daria Morgendorffer : Yes, I'm playing Mrs. Lincoln before she went crazy.
Brittany Taylor : I didn't know she went crazy!
Jane Lane : Oh, yeah. That's why Lincoln shot himself.
Brittany Taylor : Wow...!
Jodie Abigail Landon : Come on, Brittany. Let's finish out fitting, and I'll tell you all about how nice Mr. Lincoln really died.
Brittany Taylor : You mean the bullet didn't kill him...?
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Mack : Hey, what's the matter?
Jodie Abigail Landon : This whole thing is starting to get to me. I mean, Daria had a point. Why should high school kids be thinking about marriage? If I see one more sweet, dopey girl stuck with a lame-brain idiot...
Kevin , Brittany Taylor : Hi!
