- Mr. Timothy O'Neill: Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality!
- Daria: You mean... the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?
- Mr. Timothy O'Neill: Jodie, about that word, "community." Isn't that the whole idea of a cybercafé? To jack us into the global community? I think what's most disturbing about this crime is the symbolism involved. Don't you agree, Jane?
- Jane: No.
- Brittany Taylor: [Brittany and Kevin are reenacting Romeo and Juliet, with Brittany on a folding ladder] Oh Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
- Kevin Thompson: [Holding skull] I'm right here, babe!
- [Football players can be heard cheering Kevin on]
- Brittany Taylor: Deny thy father and refuse thy name! Or thou will't not be but sworn, my love, and I'll no longer be a caplet
- [sic]
- Brittany Taylor: !
- Kevin Thompson: Hey! Yo! I'm down here! Check it out!
- Brittany Taylor: Check it out? You promised to learn your lines, you, you clown! And what's that skull supposed to be?
- [Brittany storms off and sighs in frustration]
- [Daria is trying to convince Jane to help her sell candy bars door to door]
- Jane: No way, baby.
- Daria: Come on. Do it for friendship.
- Jane: I have no friends. I walk alone.
- Daria: Well, then, do it for sisterhood or something.
- Jane: Are you nuts?
- Daria: Then do it for the opportunity to look inside people's houses and find out what screwed-up tastes they have.
- Jane: I'm bringing a Polaroid.