Daria (TV Series)

Cafe Disaffecto (1997)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

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Quotes 

• Mr. Timothy O'Neill : Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality!

  Daria : You mean... the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?

• Jane : Do you know CPR or anything?

  Daria : I once gave the Heimlich maneuver to Quinn.

  Jane : Did it work?

  Daria : She wasn't choking.

• Kevin : Daria, you're a chick, right?

  Daria : Why? You have a biology test today?

  Kevin : Like, why should I be interested in anything this Shakespeare guy says?

  Daria : You? Well... Hamlet's got a skull in it.

• [Daria is trying to convince Jane to help her sell candy bars door to door] 

  Jane : No way, baby.

  Daria : Come on. Do it for friendship.

  Jane : I have no friends. I walk alone.

  Daria : Well, then, do it for sisterhood or something.

  Jane : Are you nuts?

  Daria : Then do it for the opportunity to look inside people's houses and find out what screwed-up tastes they have.

  Jane : I'm bringing a Polaroid.