Cybill Shepherd: Cybill Sheridan

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Cybill Sheridan : Okay, now we put the pan fried quail on the plate with the okra, and the grits and the biscuits and gravy. Some people think this food is a little heavy, but it won't hurt ya... if you lift from the knees.

• Sylvia : So listen, it's just between you and one other person. He's a book reviewer. We're going to put you both on the same show to see which one of you the audience takes to.

  Cybill Sheridan : So, we're gonna duke it out on the air, huh? I love competition. I'll slice him. I'll dice him. I'll puree his sorry bookworm ass.

  Ira Woodbine : Cybill?

  Cybill Sheridan : Ira?

  Ira Woodbine : You're the down-home cooking lady?

  Cybill Sheridan : You're the sorry bookworm ass?

• Maryann Thorpe : I just realized, Cybill, it's the end of an era. After I'm married, I'll be hanging up my stalking shoes, for good. Do you know what that means?

  Cybill Sheridan : You'll have Wednesday and Friday nights free.

  Maryann Thorpe : No. Well... yes, but it also means this is my last chance to commit a senseless act of revenge against Dr. Dick.

• Cybill Sheridan : Hey Zoey, you want to go to Maryann's bachlorette party tonight? We're going *stalking*.

  Zoey Woodbine : Okay, as long as you promise not to throw me to the cops when you need to make a getaway... like last time.

• [last lines] 

  Cybill Sheridan : That's not good.