Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

The Christ Nail (2005)

Paul Dooley: Cheryl's Father

Quotes 

• Cheryl's Father : This is a nail. I bought this on the internet; it's from "The Passion Of The Christ".

  Larry David : What are you, kidding?

  Cheryl's Father : No. Kind of interesting...

  Larry David : Is that one of those Christ nails from the movie?

  Cheryl's Father : Mm-hmm, yeah. Have you seen it?

  Larry David : [patronizingly]  I *didn't* see it. I *missed* "The Passion Of The Christ"...

  Cheryl's Father : Alright, you must... we have it on DVD...

  Larry David : *Wish* I could have gone.

  Cheryl's Father : They have all kinds of things on the internet, you know, for "The Passion Of The Christ".

  Larry David : You're nuts about this Jesus guy, aren't you?

  Cheryl's Father : Yeah. Well, I have a personal relationship with Christ.

  Larry David : Really? See, I could see worshipping Jesus if he were a girl, like if God had a daughter... Jane. I'll worship a Jane. But, you know, to worship a guy... like a little kinda, you know, it's a little gay, isn't it?

  Cheryl David : Uh, okay.

  Cheryl's Father : The Son of God! What's the matter with you?

  Cheryl David : Dad...

  Larry David : No, I'm just saying, a girl...

  Cheryl David : Larry...

  Larry David : I would worship Jane, if he had a daughter Jane, I could have a relationship with a Jane.

  Cheryl's Father : He didn't have a daughter!

  Larry David : It's a shame it wasn't a girl. That's all I have to say.

  Cheryl's Father : [disgusted]  Uh!

  Larry David : Good looking... zaftig... good sense of humor...

  Cheryl David : [exasperated]  *Okay*, that's fine.

  Larry David : ...if he had a daughter, everybody, EVERYBODY would worship Jane. That's all I'm saying.