- Tanya Gray: Can a man be a secretary?
- Ben Gray: Oh hi darling...
- Tanya Gray: Answer me that. Does a person who types need to have breasts?
- Ben Gray: No of course not...
- Tanya Gray: Is it impossible to answer the phone with a penis?
- Robbie Fraser: Well, literally yes...
- Charlie Baxter: Now, on the surface, and when I say on the surface I mean in a dark room with the lights off, theyre both equally qualified.
- Ben Gray: Aha, but lying on a beach in a bikini?
- Charlie Baxter: One of them's a lot more equally qualified than the other.
- Robbie Fraser: We have to show that we're blind to prejudice. And the best way to show we're blind to prejudice is having a big fat lump cluttering the place up.