Coupling (TV Series)

The Freckle, the Key and the Couple Who Weren't (2002)

Richard Coyle: Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock

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• Jeff : [Jeff is wearing a leather mask]  We were just spending a quiet evening in front of the television. In the course of events I swallowed some of her jewelry.

  Steve : You what?

  Jeff : There was a swallowage incident. I swallowed an item.

  Steve : Right?

  Jeff : Now normally when I swallow some of Julia's jewelry...

  Steve : No, no, Jeff please. Normally... has never been used in the sentence before

  Jeff : Well, you know what it's like when you've got your own actual real-life girlfriend. It's like you got a woman with a nudity switch. Sometimes when she's laying there and she's just so, so totally naked, I can't control myself. I just sort of hoover.

  Steve : OK.

  Jeff : Obviously now and then in the course of any nudity hovering, you're gonna ingest an item. Now normally, I remain calm, let nature take it's course, and in due time slip the relevant item back into her jewelry box.

  Steve : I see.