Coupling (TV Series)

Split (2002)

Jack Davenport: Steve Taylor

Quotes 

• Jeff : [in Steve's dream]  Excellent!

  Steve : How do you keep ending up in my dreams?

  Jeff : It's a gift.

• Steve : [Apologizing in Susan's dream after their breakup]  I was just wrong... wrong about everything. Since you left me, I've come to see the point of cut flowers, and very small picture frames, and... and relatives. I'm thinking of owning more than one bar of soap at a time... and buying another towel. And the stands to put the toilet roll on... and a toilet roll, even when I've got a newspaper. I now realize that my Playstation... it's a complete waaste of my life... and that "a lack of realistic gore" is not a sensible criticism of chess. I absolutely promise to abandon all of my disgusting sexual deviancies like... lesbian porn... Mariella Frostrup... and talking to other women. Susan... please... just take me back!

  [He dissolves into tears] 

• Jenny Turbot : [visiting a strip club]  So, what are you guys doing here?

  Steve : Oh, we come here strictly for the articles!