Coupling (TV Series)

Naked (2001)

Richard Coyle: Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock

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• Steve : You think that if you kiss a woman, your mother will emasculate you with a miniature guillotine?

  Jeff : I know. Mothers, eh?

• Jeff : I am a prison for sperms. Those poor little tadpoles have been sentenced to life in Jeff Murdock's groin. And let me tell you, that can be a pretty lonely place.

  Steve : I'm sure you always... lend a hand.

  Jeff : Well, yeah, there's that. But that's not what the boys are wanting, is it? See, they want to think they're going somewhere when they go. I keep thinking about my brave lads all excited on the launch pad, and then suddenly it's "Uhh, no! Daylight!"

• Jeff : It's not true! I never use my tongue on people. It's just for stamps and emergencies!