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Steve : Lesbians don't eat people, Susan!
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Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock : But you want to marry Susan, don't you?
Patrick Maitland : Yeah, I mean we'd pretty much written you off.
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock : Totally.
Steve : W-Well, of course I want to! Yes! I don't want NOT to marry her... I don't want anyone else to marry her, but... it's like, you know, death.
Patrick Maitland : Death?
Steve : Yeah! You accept that it's coming, but you get kind of uncomfortable when people start talking dates.
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Steve : You can't take that excitement seriously! I mean, you know what men are like. That could happen any time, anywhere.
Susan Walker : Okay, then. Make it happen now.
Steve : What?
Susan Walker : Well, you did it for Jane, you can do it for me. On you go then.
Steve : I can't just switch it on! It's not like an emergency dinghy... I don't pull a ripcord!
Susan Walker : Any time, anywhere, you said.
Steve : Yeah, well normally I get some help. This isn't exactly sex talk, is it?
Susan Walker : [defensively] I can do sex talk!
Steve : I never said you couldn't.
[he returns to studying the restaurant menu]
Susan Walker : [after a pause] Nipples.
Steve : What?
Susan Walker : Nipples. They're... good?
Steve : Yes, thank you. Nipples are... good.
Susan Walker : Did that help?
Steve : There's a fine line between sex talk and just... mentioning body parts.
