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Quotes
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Jeff : Have you ever tried to pull out during an 'h'?
Steve : Jeff, the world in all it's fabulous diversity is entirely populated by people who have never tried to 'pull out' during an 'h'
Jeff : Yeah, and you know why? It isn't a proper letter. It's just a 'hhuuh' noise. Once you've started on the 'hhuuh' you've basically 'hhuuhed' so what could I say? 'Hello?' 'How are you'? 'Hippo'?
Patrick : Hippo?
Jeff : You can't say hippo. You don't want to come off sounding like some surreal cupboard loitering lunatic.
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Patrick : [on the phone to Jeff] We have our advisers online.
Steve : [pointing at Susan and Sally] That's you two.
Susan : This is ridiculous! Why does he need us to translate for him? Women aren't a completely different species, you know.
Patrick : [on the phone] Jeff, women AREN'T a completely different species.
Steve : He just needs to find out if it's a friendly drink or a date drink. He'll do friendly but he won't do date.
Sally : Why doesn't he know already?
Steve : Because he is Jeff, and there's no known cure.
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Steve : Because he's Jeff, and there's no known cure.