Corner Gas (TV Series)
Tax Man (2004)
Brent Butt: Brent Leroy
Quotes
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Brent LeRoy : [about Oscar] I heard him yell at a butterfly once, called it a son of a bitch, told it to get out of his garden.
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Marvin Drey the Taxman : Is your father coming in today?
Brent LeRoy : Is he in some kind of trouble?
Marvin Drey the Taxman : Trouble? What makes you think he's in trouble?
Brent LeRoy : What if I told you he was out of town?
Marvin Drey the Taxman : Is he out of town?
Brent LeRoy : What if he was?
Marvin Drey the Taxman : Do you know where he is or not?
Brent LeRoy : What's your favourite colour?
Marvin Drey the Taxman : Excuse me?
Brent LeRoy : I was just seeing how long we could answer questions with questions. That was fun, wasn't it?
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Brent LeRoy : Morning, want me to fill it up?
Marvin Drey the Taxman : Do you work here?
Brent LeRoy : It'd be a pretty weird hobby.
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Marvin Drey the Taxman : I just need to speak with your father to verify a few things.
Brent LeRoy : I don't think he's here, I think he went to Hawaii.
Marvin Drey the Taxman : Hawaii?
Brent LeRoy : Not Hawaii, somewhere cheaper than that... Red Deer.
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Marvin Drey the Taxman : I can appreciate that you don't wanna help me. I get that a lot, sometimes I get outright hostility. Just because of my job.
Brent LeRoy : Well, no offense but I mean I can't just turn over my father. There's a bond between father and son that's strong and sacred.
Oscar Leroy : Hey idiot! You left the lid on the dumpster up last night! Crows have scattered garbage all over the place out there. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean it, it'll be you out there on your hands and knees scrapin' up crow crap!
Brent LeRoy : I'll tell you whatever you need to know.
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Brent LeRoy : Well, let's say hypothetically my Dad can't find these sales records, what's the deal then, prison?
Marvin Drey the Taxman : Well, there's no tax prison in Canada, you don't have to worry about that.
Brent LeRoy : I wasn't worrying, I was suggesting.