- Hank Yarbo: [playing Scrabble] Okay, Emma, why don't we start things off... with a bang?
- [he lays out tiles that read "ABANG"]
- Emma Leroy: "A bang" is two words.
- Hank Yarbo: Fine. Have it your way.
- [he removes four tiles, leaving only "A"]
- Emma Leroy: [unimpressed] Wow. One point.
- Hank Yarbo: Emma, Emma, Emma. I guess you didn't realize that the first word played counts for a double word score. Lacey, put me down for two points.
- Emma Leroy: [to Lacey] Is it too late to put money on this?
- Oscar Leroy: [Brent is reading a book about the history of Dog River in an attempt to learn more about the people around him] You're not going to learn anything from a stupid book.
- Brent Leroy: Wise words, Dad, but I disagree. For example, did you know that Wes here's father died in Korea, saving his entire platoon?
- Wes Humboldt: Daddy's dead?
- Oscar Leroy: We told him he joined the circus, ya jackass.
- Lacey Burrows: [to Hank] I know your defeat seems like a huge disaster. But the important thing is to not worry about how it's embarrassing to me.
- Karen Pelly: Oscar's got a cat up his tree.
- Davis Quinton: Oh, I see what you're saying.
- Karen Pelly: No, he's actually got a cat up his tree.
- Brent Leroy: What did you think she was saying?
- Davis Quinton: I thought it was a euphemism for something.
- Brent Leroy: For what?
- Davis Quinton: I don't know, it sounded like a euphemism. I didn't want to be left out.
- [Brent and Karen stare at him]
- Davis Quinton: Oh, see, I knew it'd be awkward once you found out I couldn't smell.
- Emma Leroy: It's a Neil Diamond record. It's for your father.
- Brent Leroy: Why would Dad want a Neil Diamond record?
- Emma Leroy: Oh, he loves Neil Diamond. He's a... he's a, whatcha call it, a Trekkie.
- Brent Leroy: No, Ma, that's something else.
- Brent LeRoy: Hey, I'm, uh, I'm sorry about that crack I made at the Ruby. Which, although it was funny, may have seemed insensitive. Although it was funny.
- Davis Quinton: It's okay.
- Brent LeRoy: Why didn't you tell me you couldn't smell?
- Davis Quinton: I did.
- [flashback]
- Brent LeRoy: Can you smell propane?
- Davis Quinton: No, I can't smell anything.
- [flashback ends]
- Brent LeRoy: Anyone could've missed that.
- Davis Quinton: Well, you obviously don't remember the rest of the conversation.
- [flashback]
- Davis Quinton: It's not that I can't smell propane, it's that I can't smell *anything*. Propane, skunk, leftovers. I have no sense of smell!
- [flashback ends]
- Brent LeRoy: Ah, you talk in riddles.
- Brent LeRoy: Can I help you, Wes?
- Oscar Leroy: Hey, I was here before him!
- Wanda Dollard: Age before more age.
- Oscar Leroy: Oh sure, big spender! Go ahead! But just remember, money talks. But it don't sing and dance. And it don't walk!
- Oscar Leroy: How'd you lose your smell in the first place?
- Davis Quinton: I got hit in the face by a ball.
- Oscar Leroy: Then what you need to do is get hit in the face by a ball again.
- Davis Quinton: I don't think that'll work.
- Oscar Leroy: Why not?
- Davis Quinton: Because this isn't "Gilligan's Island."