- Hank Yarbo: [Brent and Hank are wearing the same shirt] Look at us, we're identical!
- Brent LeRoy: We're not identical, I have different pants than you.
- Hank Yarbo: Yeah, I don't even wanna get into your pants.
- Brent LeRoy: You're not gonna with that kinda whining.
- Karen Pelly: You guys actually value the shirt more than your friendship...
- Hank Yarbo: Yeah...
- Brent LeRoy: Absolutely...
- Hank Yarbo: It's the best shirt I've ever owned. I mean, it's comfortable...
- Brent LeRoy: Looks good...
- Hank Yarbo: You can wear it tucked or untucked...
- Brent LeRoy: Plus it's got style - look, on most shirts the buttons are on the right, on this shirt the buttons are on the left. That's panache.
- Karen Pelly: You're right, uh, the buttons are on the left.
- Hank Yarbo: Oh, he knows his shirts, I'll give him that.
- Karen Pelly: Well, you know what that means if the shirt has buttons on the left?
- Brent LeRoy: It's European?
- Karen Pelly: No... it's a girl's shirt. You guys are wearing ladies' shirts.
- Lacey: Nice blouses, boys!
- Lacey: If I start a Pilates class will you join?
- Brent LeRoy: That depends.
- Lacey: On what?
- Brent LeRoy: On what is Pilates?
- Lacey: Oh okay. Pilates is a method of unifying your mind and body...
- Brent LeRoy: You lost me.
- Lacey: Oh, come on Brent. Don't you wanna unify your mind and body?
- Brent LeRoy: No, I'm not gonna put all my eggs in one basket!
- Lacey: I'm sorry. I've just been feeling a little oogie the past few weeks.
- Brent LeRoy: Oogie or logie?
- Lacey: Well, it started out logie, it led to oogie.
- Brent LeRoy: Logie can do that.