The Comic Strip Presents (TV Series)

A Fistful of Travellers' Cheques (1984)

Christopher Malcolm: Cafe Owner

Quotes 

• Cafe Owner : Aw c'mon guys, ten steaks each? Are you joking?

  Miguel : Do we look like comedians?

  Carlos : What do you call a man with his ding-a-ling in a piece of melon?

  Cafe Owner : I don't know.

  Carlos : Christopher. See what I mean? Now get the steaks, amigo.