The Comic Strip Presents (TV Series)
A Fistful of Travellers' Cheques (1984)
Keith Allen: Mr. Bastardos, Train Guard
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Quotes
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Miguel : [complaining to hotel manager] How come there's no soft toilet paper?
Mr. Bastardos : This is the "Hotel Bastardos"! You want the soft toilet paper? You go to the Hotel Gayboy!
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Mr. Bastardos : [singing] Everybody happy? Oh la la la la la!