- Artie Russo: Joan Collins is *not* a man in drag.
- Jeff Kern: I do not!
- Artie Russo: What don't you believe?
- Jeff Kern: I don't believe pop rock and coke makes your stomach explode. I don't believe Rock Hudson has liver cancer.
- Artie Russo: Face it honey, you're gullible *and* a conspiracy nut!
- Jeff Kern: Sticks and stones!
- Artie Russo: Who killed Kennedy?
- Jeff Kern: Lyndon Johnson and Fidel Castro. Oh, and Joan Collins. *He* was the ringleader.