- David Swift: Herb and Florence?
- [asking couples to grade their relationship]
- Florence: C minus.
- David Swift: Herb?
- Herb Spiegel: What's the lowest?
- David Swift: I... I guess an F.
- Herb Spiegel: K.
- Florence: You know, Herb, you're a real jerk.
- Herb Spiegel: No, I'm not kidding. This marriage is a K, for kill me. Somebody please kill me.