Clerks (TV Series)
Dante and Randal and Jay and Silent Bob and a Bunch of New Characters and Lando Take Part in a Whole Bunch of Movie Parodies... (2001)
Alec Baldwin: Leonardo Leonardo
Quotes
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Leonardo Leonardo : Kill him, Plug!
Mr. Plug : I'm only a publicist, sir.
Leonardo Leonardo : Well, then kill him... with bad publicity.
Mr. Plug : [chuckles] Sir, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
Leonardo Leonardo : Plug!
Mr. Plug : Consider it done.
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[Leonardo Leonardo is at his high school reunion]
Leonardo Leonardo : Remember my story, Plug: I'm suing the government over some bad meat.
Plug : But sir, everyone already knows you're a billionaire industrialist with world domination plans.
Leonardo Leonardo : Who's suing the government over some bad meat.
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[Dante and Leonardo are drunk at their high school reunion]
Dante Hicks : Stupid reunion.
Leonardo Leonardo : Yeah... stupid.
Dante Hicks : Look at that. I never won a trophy. I was the manager...!
Leonardo Leonardo : I was... the manager of the...
Dante Hicks : Stupid team. I'd like to take this trophy and go baseball... good night.
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[Leonardo's little league team is called "Escort Service"]
Dante Hicks : "Escort Service"?
Leonardo Leonardo : Well, actually it's supposed to be "Leonardo's Plumbing and Heating and Escort Service", but it's eight cents a letter.
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Leonardo Leonardo : Care for a drink? I stole the bottle.
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[after Dante sees his new little league team]
Dante Hicks : Oh, my god, the kid in the helmet.
Leonardo Leonardo : Yes. And look at him!