Cheers (TV Series)
They Called Me Mayday (1983)
Shelley Long: Diane Chambers
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Quotes
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Sam Malone : I wrote pretty good in high school.
Diane Chambers : You didn't write pretty good. You wrote pretty well.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [to Norm] Gee, I wish she'd make up her mind.
Sam Malone : [to Diane] Whoa, wait a sec here. Listen, I got an idea. You're a pretty g... well writer.
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Diane Chambers : [seeing Dick Cavett enter the bar] Coach, do you know who that is?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Who, the guy with Dick Cavett?
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[Diane is helping Sam 'spice up' his memoirs]
Diane Chambers : Coach, a glass of water, please.
[Coach fills up a glass with water and hands it to her; Diane throws the water into her face]
Diane Chambers : Boy, can I write.
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Diane Chambers : Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing, you're Dick Cavett.
Dick Cavett : Ah, well, I couldn't help being Dick Cavett.
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Diane Chambers : You must have a lot of close and dear friends in the publishing world.
Dick Cavett : A few.
Diane Chambers : Wouldn't it be a great thrill for you to run across a budding poetic genius?
Dick Cavett : Only if I were wearing cleats.