Cheers (TV Series)

The Stork Brings a Crane (1989)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

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• Sam Malone : [reading a newspaper article]  "100 years ago today, a new tavern opened at 112-1/2 Beacon Street."

  Cliff Clavin : Wait, wait, a mailman never forgets an address, now. Why is 112-1/2 Beacon Street sending a message to my brain?

  Carla LeBec : Probably because you're sitting on it.

  Cliff Clavin : Carla, I hate it when you make those sitting on my brain jokes.

  Norm Peterson : Cliffy, she meant 112-1/2 Beacon Street. That's Cheers' address. You're sitting here.

  Carla LeBec : No, I was making a Cliff sitting on his brain joke.

  Cliff Clavin : [to Norm]  See, I told you. Thank you, Carla.

• Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Frasier, the child will be born when the child is ready to be born.

  Cliff Clavin : Well, enjoy your freedom, Lilith. Cause once you've gone through the unspeakable horror of childbirth and the painful drudgery of parenthood, you'll spend the rest of your life wishing you'd sold the little brat to the gypsies.

  Carla LeBec : How would you know?

  Cliff Clavin : Ah, that's what my Ma tells me.