Cheers (TV Series)

The Groom Wore Clearasil (1985)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

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Quotes 

• Carla Tortelli : [about Anthony's behavior]  Do you know who I hold responsible for this? Nick.

  Woody Boyd : Who's Nick?

  Carla Tortelli : He's Anthony's father - his biological father.

  Woody Boyd : Wow, a scientist.

• Carla Tortelli : [about Carla's son, marrying]  What did you tell my kid, huh?

  Sam Malone : Well, basically, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.

  Woody Boyd : Well, I'll tell you why: companionship, warmth on a cold night, someone to share your old age with.

  Norm Peterson : You think he should marry her?

  Woody Boyd : I thought we were talking about a cow?

• Woody Boyd : [after answering the phone]  Some girl wants to talk to the outlaw of love.

  Al : She tracked me down!