Cheers (TV Series)

The Coach's Daughter (1982)

Philip Charles MacKenzie: Roy

Quotes 

• Norm Peterson : What do you sell?

  Roy : I sell suits door-to-door.

  Sam Malone : [pointing at what Roy's wearing]  Is this one of the suits, here?

  Roy : You took the bait, Sam.

  Sam Malone : I did?

  Roy : [handing over his cigar to his fiancée, Lisa]  Hold this.

  Roy : [standing up to show off what he's wearing]  I'm wearing an Omni suit right now, and man am I comfortable. The best part is it's versatility. This suit comes with two coats, three pairs of pants, and five reversible vests. This ensemble makes one hundred twenty combinations, everything from dignified to sporty. If you own one of these suits Sam, you can go straight from a funeral to a night on the town without even going home.

  Sam Malone : Well, I was trapped in just that situation Tuesday night.

• Lisa Pantusso : I'm not going to marry you, Roy.

  Roy : But Lisa, what about Pennsylvania?

  Lisa Pantusso : You don't get me, Roy, and you don't get Pennsylvania, you just get more annoying.

• Carla Tortelli : Where's Lisa?

  Roy : Last I saw her she was settling the bill.

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : You paid her pay?

  Roy : They wouldn't take a postdated 4th party check, if they're going to be so particular, they ought to put up a sign!