Cheers (TV Series)

The Bartender's Tale (1985)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

Quotes 

• Carla Tortelli : [to Sam, about qualifications for a new waitress]  All I want is someone who doesn't make us both think of the word 'boob' at the same time.

• Carla Tortelli : [to Sam]  If you go back in there and tell Lillian the truth, she'll get hurt and quit, and if she gets hurt and quits, I'll get hurt and quit, and if I get hurt and quit, you'll be as good as dead.