"Cheers" The Bartender's Tale (TV Episode 1985) Poster

(TV Series)

(1985)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

  • Sam Malone : I'm no good at this, my brain doesn't work this way, I always try to figure out how to get them *into* bed.

  • Lillian : Unfortunately I already had two husbands die in bed.

    Sam Malone : Oh I'm sorry to hear that, what'd they die from?

    Lillian : [laughs]  Oh you child.

  • Sam Malone : [after finding out Lillian's two husbands died having sex with her]  I hate to beat this subject to death here, but these guys... were they smiling at the end?

    Lillian : From ear to ear, and that was the grumpy one.

    Sam Malone : I'll be darned.

  • Sam Malone : Carolyn, I have a personal question. How did your father die?

    Carolyn : Well, the coroner said it was a heart attack... but we all know it was Mummy's passion that killed him. I guess that's why I've never cared for sex, the whole idea just gives me the chills.

    Sam Malone : What?

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