Cheers (TV Series)

The Bar Stoolie (1985)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

Quotes 

• Carla Tortelli : Sammy, your beer distributor, he says there's some problem with next month's order.

  Sam Malone : Well, let him talk to Woody. Woody handled it last month.

  Carla Tortelli : I think that's the problem.

• Sam Malone : Cliffy.

  Cliff Clavin : Yeah?

  Sam Malone : Telephone.

  Carla Tortelli : Somebody wants to talk to Cliff?

  Norm Peterson : This is a first, bud. I don't think anyone's ever called you here before.

  Cliff Clavin : Yeah, I know who this is. It's a tootsie on my route who's been eyeing the cut of my jib through her Levelors. Yeah, old man's probably out of town, she's looking for a little C.O.D.: Cliffy On Demand.