Cheers (TV Series)

Tan 'N' Wash (1986)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

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Quotes 

• [the gang at Cheers are talking about dreams, specifically common dreams universal to everyone] 

  Woody Boyd : Well, how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant, and before they let you in they make you leave your legs at the door, and the girl gives you claim check number '6'. So you go in, but instead of food, everyone is eating their silverware, only you can't enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number '9' might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake.

• Woody Boyd : You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice. Never trust a man who can't look you in the eye, never talk when you can listen, and never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed analytical fiduciary prospectus.

• [Woody is reporting back to Sam, who asked Woody to find out from Diane about her date with Chad] 

  Woody Boyd : Hey Sam. I found out all about Miss Chambers' date - I mean "beautiful night of magic".

  Sam Malone : Just spill it, would you Woody.

  Woody Boyd : The ballet was exquisite but it paled in comparison to the enchanting coach ride under the stars. Chad held her porcelain-like hand lightly, tracing tiny circles on her alamander...

  Sam Malone : Alabaster.

  Woody Boyd : ...alabaster skin, and then fearing that the spell might be broken, she invited him up to her pied de terre for some quiet conversation and warm brandy, and then...

  Sam Malone : What?

  Woody Boyd : Miss Chambers said if you want to hear the rest, you have to ask her yourself.

  Sam Malone : Ah, forget it, forget it man.

  Woody Boyd : Ah, ask her Sam. It sounds like you won't be disappointed.

• Diane Chambers : [about why she's so happy]  You know Woody, the usual thing that puts a bounce in a girl's step.

  Woody Boyd : Ah, support hose.