Cheers (TV Series)
Rebound: Part 1 (1984)
George Wendt: Norm Peterson
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Quotes
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Norm Peterson : Sammy, I just want to say this because you're my friend. Don't get all defensive, but maybe you are drinking a little more than you should.
Sam Malone : Well, so are you.
Norm Peterson : I already have a mother, lush face.
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Norm Peterson : Coach, you've had kids. Does a baby change you?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Are you kidding Normie, it can't even change itself.
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [Bar phone rings, Coach answers] Cheers! Uh huh. Yup, I'll give him the message. Normie, it's Vera, she says to hurry home - her cycle is at its peak.
Norm Peterson : Again? Her cycle has more peaks than the Adirondacks.
Cliff Clavin : All systems are go there, big fella.
Norm Peterson : Even Secretariat got to wait till he was in the mood once in a while.
[Exits bar to most of them singing "Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it"]
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Norm Peterson : Well, I'm back.
[Chorus of 'Norm!']
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : What'll it be, Normie?
Norm Peterson : A transfusion with a head on it.
Carla Tortelli : Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
Norm Peterson : Yeah?
Carla Tortelli : Yeah!
Norm Peterson : Coach, you've had kids - does a baby change you?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : You kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself!