Lilith: No, one of my patients set off a false alarm. But he's a pyromaniac, so for him, this is progress.
Sam: I'll try to put this as delicately as I can because you're my friend and I like you and I don't want to insult you. Why would any girl be caught dead with you when she could be with me?
Paul: [sarcastically] You thought that would offend me?