- Margaret 'Maggie' O'Keefe: [about Cliff not going to Canada with her] But Cliff, it'll be so terrible. I'll, I'll be so cold and all alone. Who will keep me warm?
- Cliff Clavin: You'll do fine Margaret. Women have that extra layer of fat.
- Cliff Clavin: [making a toast] As they say down at the post office, "here's looking up your address".
- Cliff Clavin: [facetiously] Was it my imagination, or was that woman coming on to me?
- Norm Peterson: Cliffy, Walt Disney should have had your imagination.