Cheers (TV Series)
Old Flames (1983)
Shelley Long: Diane Chambers
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Quotes
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Diane Chambers : Sam, if brains were money, you'd have to take out a loan for a cup of coffee.
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Cliff Clavin : What's the matter, Norm?
Norm Peterson : Uh, oh, nothing. Just that my shorts are binding up on me.
Cliff Clavin : Just stand up and straighten them out.
Norm Peterson : Nah. I'll give 'em five minutes. Sometimes they self-correct.
Diane Chambers : The level of conversation in this bar could not sink any lower.
[Dave Richards walks into the bar]
Dave Richards : [to Diane] Hiya wonderbuns.
Diane Chambers : "Going down"!
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Sam Malone : [about the names in his little black book] It took me years to meet all these people.
Diane Chambers : And even longer to alphabetize them.