- Diane Chambers: [to everyone in the bar] This is Heather Landon, my oldest friend.
- Carla Tortelli: Meet her this morning?
- Diane Chambers: That's Carla. She's likes a little witty repartee. She's just not capable of it.
- Heather Landon: [pretending to be on the telephone holding a radio station contest] This is the WTRM radio contest. For a trip to Hawaii, name three cars that start with P.
- Diane Chambers: [motioning to Sam] Go ahead.
- Sam Malone: Porsche, Plymouth and Pontiac.
- Diane Chambers: No, I'm sorry, those cars start with gas.
- Diane Chambers: [Hearing knock on door] Sam?
- Sam Malone: Malone. One for dinner.
- Diane Chambers: [Opening door] Do you have reservations?
- Sam Malone: Plenty of them, but I came anyway.