Cheers (TV Series)

If Ever I Would Leave You (1985)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

Quotes 

• Norm Peterson : Sammy, when's the Coach getting back from visiting his sister?

  Sam Malone : Ah, he'll be in Minnesota at least another week.

  Cliff Clavin : Is his sister anything like the Coach?

  Sam Malone : Let me put it this way. He asked her to pick him up at the airport. She thought he meant Boston Airport, so she drove all the way the way here to pick him up. Fortunately, that's what he meant. The had lunch at the airport, then they drove on to St. Paul.

  Cliff Clavin : Wait, uh, uh. But I thought she lives in Duluth, there.

  Sam Malone : She does. But they don't like the food at the airport. In Duluth. You know, actually, Coach will probably be back before I can explain this all to you.