Cheers (TV Series)

Homicidal Ham (1983)

Nicholas Colasanto: Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso

Quotes 

• Diane Chambers : I happen to know Professor Sebastian DeWitt, one of America's foremost drama coaches. He can spot an actor a mile away.

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Boy, that could come in handy at a drive-in.

• Diane Chambers : [while performing the scene from Othello, Andy is really strangling Diane]  Help! This psycho's trying to kill me!

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : That's the only line of Shakespeare I ever understood!