Cheers (TV Series)

From Beer to Eternity (1985)

Shelley Long: Diane Chambers

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• Diane Chambers : [about bowling alleys]  Ah, the alleys. Thanks. It's really a sensory experience, you know. The scent of Aqua Net on a beehive hairdo. The roar of polyester rubbing against old naugahyde. The sight of a cigarette stubbed out on a patty melt. All this plus the anticipation of placing your feet in shoes only seven thousand others have worn before you.

• Sam Malone : Oh, by the way, Tawny wasn't the only one looking sexy out there in bowling shoes.

  Diane Chambers : Well, thank you.

  Sam Malone : No, no, no, I was talking about me. You know, I'm surprised you didn't mention it. No, seriously, seriously, great form out there.

  Diane Chambers : Thank you.

  Sam Malone : Oh no, no, I was still talking about me. All right, all jokes aside here, thank you very much for helping me beat Gary.

  Diane Chambers : Well, I was getting tired of listening to some ignorant blowhard take himself and some stupid competition so seriously.

  Sam Malone : Oh, boy, he really does that, doesn't he?

  Diane Chambers : No, I was talking about you.