Cheers (TV Series)

Dog Bites Cliff (1987)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

Quotes 

• Cliff Clavin : I guess we were like a pair of lovers that were never meant to be. Like Romeo and Juliet. Rhett and Scarlett. Heathcliff - Cathy.

  Woody Boyd : Heath, Cliff and Cathy - isn't that three people, Mr. Clavin?

• Woody Boyd : [Phone rings and Woody answers]  Cheers. Yeah, oh, just a minute, please.

  [to Cliff] 

  Woody Boyd : Mr. Clavin... it's for you.

  Cliff Clavin : Take a message, I'll call them back, Woody.

  Woody Boyd : Uh, can he get back to ya?

  [Listens to woman on phone] 

  Woody Boyd : Oh, yes, ma'am.

  [to Cliff] 

  Woody Boyd : She wants to know how your leg is?

  Cliff Clavin : Eh, eh, the mutts owner tracked me down. Well, tell her she can deep six that phony concern of hers. Doesn't cut it with me.

  Woody Boyd : [Woody to woman on phone]  You can deep six your phony concern. It doesn't cut it with him.

  Cliff Clavin : Tell her my leg and I will see her in court.

  Woody Boyd : His leg and him will see you in court.

  [Listens] 

  Woody Boyd : Oh, okay, I'll tell him.

  [to Cliff] 

  Woody Boyd : Your mom wants you to be home by six o'clock.

  Cliff Clavin : Woody, Woody, why didn't you tell me it was my mother?

  Woody Boyd : I just did.

  Cliff Clavin : No, I mean, before.

  Woody Boyd : I didn't know it was her till I picked up the phone.

  Cliff Clavin : No... Woody... when you were talking to her, why didn't you say it was her?

  Woody Boyd : [Indignant]  She already knew that!

  Sam Malone : I'd leave it alone, Cliff, I think it's one of those Zen koan things.