Cheers (TV Series)

Dinner at Eight-ish (1987)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

Quotes 

• [Carla catches Sam and Diane in a lie in not babysitting for her] 

  Carla Tortelli : [to Sam, angrily]  So, you and Diane have 'this thing Wednesday night', huh? Why don't you just come out and say it: you don't want to spend an evening alone with my kids.

  Sam Malone , Diane Chambers : We don't want to spend an evening alone with your kids.

  Carla Tortelli : Neither do I.