Cheers (TV Series)

Diamond Sam (1987)

Shelley Long: Diane Chambers

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Quotes 

• Diane Chambers : Oh Sam, what did the doctor say?

  Sam Malone : Same thing he always does: "Wow".

• Diane Chambers : This may sound frivolous, but every woman wants to keep the box that her engagement ring came in. I already have space reserved for it in my memento drawer, right between my French Club pin and my retainer.

• Sam Malone : [Walking with Diane through front door of Cheers]  Hey everybody!

  [There's a murmur in the bar from people greeting them, then Sam heads for his office, and Diane calls after him] 

  Diane Chambers : Sam!

  [He turns and jogs back to her] 

  Diane Chambers : It's our first time back in Cheers, since, you know, yesterday. Don't you think we should... announce our engagement?

  Sam Malone : Oh, alright, okay, well, go ahead.

  Diane Chambers : Oh no, no you do it, you're the man.

  Sam Malone : Alright, listen up everybody, I have an announcement to make here; Diane and I decided to er...

  Diane Chambers : Uh, Sam,

  [speaks low to him alone] 

  Diane Chambers : What are you going to say?

  Sam Malone : Well, I was just going to tell them

  [the rest is inaudible as he leans in and whispers in Diane's ear] 

  Diane Chambers : I see.

  [Looks and sounds unimpressed] 

  Sam Malone : Well, what do *you* want me to say?

  [She whispers in his ear] 

  Sam Malone : Oh come on, Diane, nobody knows who the Lunts are.

  [She leans in again to say something more to Sam, then he speaks again to the bar] 

  Sam Malone : Due to our desire to be... what?

  Diane Chambers : Conjoined.

  Sam Malone : Conjoined, er, wha... Diane and I would like you to... er... celebrate with us by toasting our nuptials.

  Woody Boyd : Ouch!

  Sam Malone : No, no Woody,, er...

  [Diane and Sam start to try to point out Woody's error, then realize it could take a while and give up]